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Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Ever wonder how the earth operates?
The earth is old. Well, older than anyone in my family at least.
Maybe some of these natural disasters are just the earth's way of dealing with 'aging' issues?
Let's look at this for a sec.
Earthquakes. Maybe that's how the planet deals with an itch. Most of the earthquakes happen around the pacific rim. There are a LOT of people in that area, maybe they're the fleas and the 'ol dog needs to scratch?
Tsunamis. An itch and a bath.
Hurricanes. When you're tired, you throw some water on your face to freshen up. All that throwing brings a bit of wind with it.
Hail storm and blizzards. Obviously psoriasis related.
Volcanoes. Like any old person going through a 'change' there may be the odd pimple. Must have something to do with being "too hot".
Heat-waves. see above.
Tornados. Like any old person, there's a lot of extra 'wind'. AND you know what part of the body all that extra wind comes from. Hmmm. Most of the tornados are in the southern US. I wonder if there's any relation... You'd think that the 'center of the universe' (Toronto) would be closer to the function of this area?
Maybe some of these natural disasters are just the earth's way of dealing with 'aging' issues?
Let's look at this for a sec.
Earthquakes. Maybe that's how the planet deals with an itch. Most of the earthquakes happen around the pacific rim. There are a LOT of people in that area, maybe they're the fleas and the 'ol dog needs to scratch?
Tsunamis. An itch and a bath.
Hurricanes. When you're tired, you throw some water on your face to freshen up. All that throwing brings a bit of wind with it.
Hail storm and blizzards. Obviously psoriasis related.
Volcanoes. Like any old person going through a 'change' there may be the odd pimple. Must have something to do with being "too hot".
Heat-waves. see above.
Tornados. Like any old person, there's a lot of extra 'wind'. AND you know what part of the body all that extra wind comes from. Hmmm. Most of the tornados are in the southern US. I wonder if there's any relation... You'd think that the 'center of the universe' (Toronto) would be closer to the function of this area?
Posted by: Ryan / 7:27 AM 
